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When Baby New Year Arrives, Diaper Full
Yes, it’s gross. It’s disgusting. But in my heart I am still an 8th-grade boy. Plus, it feels like an accurate picture of every New Year when it arrives. Sure, it’s innocent and brand new. But it is...
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I Met My Wife Because I Made a Christmas Record: Download the LP for FREE
In the summer of 2004, my friends Matt and Rebecca Fillingham gave me a copy of a Christmas album they made together as husband and wife. Being perpetually nine-years-old in my mind, my 25-year-old...
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CTJ Adds Extra Ham to Bethlehem: New Christmas Cartoon
Yes folks, that is indeed She-Ra masquerading as the Angel of the Lord. A good enough reason for me to say “Fear not!” unto you. The shepherds and cow below belong to a nativity scene my family used to...
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Christmas Chrome: Audio of CTJ & His Sister Alyssa at Ages 6 and 2, Respectively
If you really follow my blog (I don’t, but you might), you’ll know I ran this exactly a year ago today. But I figure a rerun is acceptable on occasions such as these, when new parenthood has left my...
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“A Light Goes On”: A FREE Holiday Art + Music Compilation for the Naughty & Nice
My friend Sam Billen has orchestrated yet another fantastic holiday project this year. It’s called “A Light Goes On,” and it is a synthesis of art and music that pairs musicians’ Christmas songs with...
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Wheat Three Kings: A (Rightfully) Lost Christmas Story
Wheat three kings set out from Kansas, following a great glowing scythe in the sky. When they arrived at Bethlehem and beheld the Christ-child, they bowed down in worship. But they were dismissed by...
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Santa’s Naughty & Nice List for Me and My Twitter Friends
I wanted to give a shout-out to my Twitter friends simply because we are all involved in an ongoing effort to take over the world, to connect with infinite others, to write endlessly, to broadcast (or...
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Mark Van Dyk (Virtual 7″): “My Stupid Heart” FREE MP3
My cousin Mark Van Dyk is releasing a virtual 7″ on my site today, although he does not know it. I am just releasing it for him, stealing it out from underneath him like a true record company mogul....
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